if bow flex had lips, i'd make it kiss my motha fuckin' ass!

[imrickjmesbitch]

so i went to my first day of work at nautilus today. i got to work at 6am and left around 4:30. i had about 4 fours of sleep and nothing to eat until 5pm. i boxed bow flexes and various other shitty work. on top off all the hard work, i had a 45 minute walk home. my back and feet are so sore. who wants to give me a massage? i don't know how long i

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[anonymous]

u go to personnel source? interesting...

[anatomyoffire]

for two seconds i felt bad for you, and then i remembered the last time i talked to you you kept saying "i think i'm going to poop in the tub" so nope. no sympathy for jason. hahahaha. but thats awesome that you have a job now.

[kicktime]

that place you work at can't be that far can it? thats really cool you got a job! we should really hang out sometime soon i miss your homo ass!!!!

[joe_machine]

jason man.... jsut give it up. ill take it over for you... ok well if u do quit in like a week, give them my name.. ill give you 10% of my paycheck. come on!

[fallntomemories]

welp, at least now you dont have to worry about working there. problem solved! you should just work a zumiez with me, they hire everyone!

quit hogging all the milk!

[imrickjmesbitch]

well, if they hired you it's obvious they hire everyone.

you're drinking 2%, is it cuz you think you're fat? cuz you're not, you could drink whole if you wanted to.

[fallntomemories]

haha, it's truuuuue, they do hire everyone. plus i made a seduced my boss into hiring me. i am a sexbomb!

no i couldnt drink whole milk, it taste like crap anyway. like you!

[imrickjmesbitch]

seduced, a.k.a. slipped a rufie in their drink. sexbomb... okay, tom jones!

how do you know what i taste like?