Comments | imrickjmesbitch: i'll put a better title later...

imrickjmesbitch

i'll put a better title later...

Jan 21, 2005 19:42

so here's the list of what i want in my future girlfriend ( Read more... )

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anonymous January 25 2005, 06:06:53 UTC

don't forget a girl who is either: really a guy, or plans on becoming one in the near future cus everyone knows a girl can't keep you happy forever. or maybe a girl who won't mind bringing a guy into the relationship when you get bored with her

jason's queer and im getting a sex change... anonymous January 25 2005, 21:10:38 UTC

so ......... this is steph~onay, and im getting a sex change , into a male , so you wanna go out some time? it has to be after my sex change though.... im getting it done on febuary, 14th!!! like totaly on v-day! so i might be a little sore, but we can arrange things, so call me! my new penis will be totaly throbbing like wild dynomite

poisonedwell January 29 2005, 21:05:18 UTC

just stick with me and joe. joe'll get the wang, and i'll mind the step children like there's no fucking tomorrow. DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH! i'm saying i want to play with your cock 'n' balls. will you just whip out that healthy wang of yours for mama? "no way mom, that's gross. i'm going to billy's".