ChLor0form [10:07 AM]: hammer a bullet into your head-the ozzfest diaries
ummm...i guess im supposed to update about ozzfest....
so here goes....
the drive there was god awful. like,effin yogurt commercicials awful and i had to pee the whole time. the skank sitting on the ghetto pillow seat in front of me was being a skank and sucking the fun out of my self entertainment tactics with her hoe-ness. so i started to mutilatlate dans thigh with a safety pin off my dress,and that was fun.we stopped in mcdonalds and some black lady asked me "where i got my hair did"....and then we ordered food and sat down,and i started punching ketchup packets and making them squirt at everyone. this sadly was the highlight of my day.the skank laughed alot. anyway,on the way back to the car,i made some crazy faces at the lady who commented on my boots and my hair and some reason in the car sat in the car and deepthoated straws and sung "draw the line" from big d and the kids table. and asked how much father i gotta pee repeatidly and called my friend kyle who was also going. tried to get directions while skank babbled about skank related things.depressing.so when we finally got there,we had to hide "stuff" for dan n matt and the skank so i walked ahead. we went up,waited on line for line,ten minutes.read many signs about no "stuff" no cameras no blah blah blah blah...... and skank skank skank,i hated her. we finally got inside,and walked around village of the damned for a bit.ppl told me i looked like julia from uranium.oh bloody hell no.itr waas beyond gay. then,as we were buying retarded overpriced shirts,killswitch engage started playing and skank started whore mode. we went into the pit,me in a little tripp dress and boots with six inch heels,trying hard not to fall on my ass.dan got knocked on his.the skank touched my boyfriend.ughhh,she was effin gross.i hate skanks
so here goes....
the drive there was god awful. like,effin yogurt commercicials awful and i had to pee the whole time. the skank sitting on the ghetto pillow seat in front of me was being a skank and sucking the fun out of my self entertainment tactics with her hoe-ness. so i started to mutilatlate dans thigh with a safety pin off my dress,and that was fun.we stopped in mcdonalds and some black lady asked me "where i got my hair did"....and then we ordered food and sat down,and i started punching ketchup packets and making them squirt at everyone. this sadly was the highlight of my day.the skank laughed alot. anyway,on the way back to the car,i made some crazy faces at the lady who commented on my boots and my hair and some reason in the car sat in the car and deepthoated straws and sung "draw the line" from big d and the kids table. and asked how much father i gotta pee repeatidly and called my friend kyle who was also going. tried to get directions while skank babbled about skank related things.depressing.so when we finally got there,we had to hide "stuff" for dan n matt and the skank so i walked ahead. we went up,waited on line for line,ten minutes.read many signs about no "stuff" no cameras no blah blah blah blah...... and skank skank skank,i hated her. we finally got inside,and walked around village of the damned for a bit.ppl told me i looked like julia from uranium.oh bloody hell no.itr waas beyond gay. then,as we were buying retarded overpriced shirts,killswitch engage started playing and skank started whore mode. we went into the pit,me in a little tripp dress and boots with six inch heels,trying hard not to fall on my ass.dan got knocked on his.the skank touched my boyfriend.ughhh,she was effin gross.i hate skanks