My Thanksgiving By: Mary

[imsocrzy]

Every year my family gathers for a great celebration of ...well, i haven't figured out what yet.

Anyways, all the "adults" get drunk and sit, drooling, around the carcass of a poor, slow, defenseless turkey and all the trimmings. This gruesome meal is complete with stuffing(who wants to eat something that has been STUFFED inside the dead bird?),

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[the_lone_cheese]

mary i love you, you silly bean

and on this celebrated slaughter, we give thanks that the British adapted to such harsh conditions by learning to steal and murder

HAZAA!

[holy_holy_crap]

*stares in awe*
holy crap

you write really well.

pshh...the only thing i do well is debate, and when is that useful? uhm...never.

[imsocrzy]

thanx loads. i am quite proud of that one. ;]

[holy_holy_crap]

*nod nod*
as you should be.

i miss chillin at your insane house. mostly because everyone feed me there.
:)

[grapejuice2213]

Haha Most excellent.