4th Wall Event!

[imsorryimissed]

Where did all the new people come from? It isn't Friday...

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[redhothotrod]

Oleg? Oleg, where the fuck are you?

[imsorryimissed]

M-Mister Gazelle?

[redhothotrod]

Told you to call me Joey, a'ight? No more "Mister" bullshit. Now where the fuck are you?

[imsorryimissed]

I'm o-on Deck, uh, f-four. Is Nicky there with you? And Mrs Gazelle?

[kadabralin]

Oleg why so cute.

[imsorryimissed]

Why is what so cute?

[kadabralin]

Why are you so cute?

[luna_kitsu_blu]

OLEG CAN I HUG YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

[imsorryimissed]

O-Okay.

[scareless]

Oleg you are such a little pussy. A cute one, but.

[imsorryimissed]

Hey!

[scareless]

Okay, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

[auslerslugworth]

Hello, Oleg. Allow me to introduce myself. Ausler Slugworth, president of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated. Now listen carefully because I'm about to make you very rich indeed. Mister Wonka is at this moment working on a fantastic invention: The Everlasting Gobstopper. If he succeeds he'll ruin me. So all I want you to do is to get a hold of just one Everlasting Gobstopper and bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula.

If you manage to do this you will be rewarded with ten-thousand of these...

[he produces a bundle of bills and flips through them enticingly.]

Think it over, will you? A new house for your family, and good food and comfort for the rest of their lives.

[he places his hat on his head and turns away.]

And don't forget the name: EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER.

[imsorryimissed]

[Oleg freezes in terror as the strange old man speaks.]

... My family is dead.

[auslerslugworth]

Oh, my. What a terrible mistake. How very awkward this is for my organization.

Please accept this Slugworth Sizzler chocolate bar as consolation for your loss.