fucking why me!!!!!!

[imsotechno]

ran out of ciggerettes about 15 mins ago. put on my shoes, grabbed my keys and when i open the door, this spider dangles down with its legs spread twitching as it jerks down. big tan yellowish one with black marks. so i just close the door immediatly an say "fuck that". but im fiending, and i need a fucking smoke, but face that thing

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[caredundone]

omg spiders suck the most. I can't believe your landlady was defending those bastards. i always hafta make crazy spider killing contraptions, like a big shoe on the end of broom or something, to smash it or something because i'm always scared it'll see me coming and recognize my fear, and then jump on me and bite me just for kicks.

good luck getting rid of those fuckers. hope you were successful in your ciggies mission.
<3 cara

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[imsotechno]

Exactly! i was talking to chelsea about how we always make fucked up ass bug weapons, and that if only there was a generic one, we wouldnt have to... what am i talking about you ask? well ill further explain. see what we need is a long broom like handle with a tough but spungie sticky bottom, this way, no matter what corner, or angle, it can mold itself to it. now, why sticky? sticky is because whenever you kill a spider or any other bug, the worst thing in the world, is when you release the pressure, and the fucker just falls down! and then once hes on the floor, he runs sideways behind your dresser. you need a sticky weapon so you can see his guts after you kill him, and rest at eaz, or if hes not dead you can kill/ torture him, right on the weapon. anyways yeah imma try an invent that.

[caredundone]

the worst thing in the world, is when you release the pressure, and the fucker just falls down! and then once hes on the floor, he runs sideways behind your dresser.

I too have experienced that. and then you hafta hide out on your bed or some other high up place for like a week, just in case the spider is waiting for you to put your feet on the floor so it can crawl on your leg with a vengeance for trying to kill it. sticky is definitey the answer.

I also hate when you release the pressure from smashing it, and it falls Behind somethin, and i'm all scared to look and see if its dead or not just in case it isn't and its waiting to jump on me when i move my dresser or whatever other object.

oohhh jeromie, you're so clever to think of an invention like that. when you invent it, i'ma buy one for every room in my house.
<3 cara

ewwwwwwwww

[pantyshotx]

im sorry, i hate spiders too i run to another room when i see one..they are creepy.my house is all invaded by spiders too like its gross ewww and last week i was at this recycle place looking for name tags with my friends and a daddy long leg crawled on me yukkk that was super scary...

[graveyrdflower]

maybe your land lady is just to cheap to pay someone to go there and take care of the problem, sounds like you have demon spiders. She does not sound like a very nice lady if she is just going to laugh at you when you sit and tell her you have a phobia.

[aadelyn]

hehe.. it's ok-- i'm a sissy too.