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1. Do you like chinese food? noodles. soy sauce. what isn't there to love.
2. How big is your bed? extra long twin
3. Is your room clean? i cleaned it this weekend to make my roommate smile
4. Laptop or Desktop computer? power book
5. Favorite comedians? myself. i think i am the only one who can make me laugh my ass off.
6. Do you smoke? like a street kid
7. Does anyone like you? i am convinced they all talk shit about me behind my back
8. Whats the sexiest thing about grubby and chubby? what? i dont understand...i dont think i am supposed to
10. Sleep with or without clothes on? depends on who is in the room
11. Who sleeps with you every night? my boyfriend george
12. Do long distance relationships work? do relationships work?
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? once. officer bates hated me.
14. Pancakes or French Toast? french toast
15. Do you like coffee? black. dark. strong. so burnt it could kill someone.
16. How do you like your eggs? egg whites please, not all scrambled but more you know...flat.
17. Do you believe in astrology? not so much
18. Last person you talked to on the phone? katie
19. Last person on your missed call list? d rock
20. What was the last text message you received? "what is going on?"
21. McDonalds or Burger King? TACO BELL!
22. Number of pillows? one mangey one that might carry diseases.
23. Last thing you ate? free-z-pop
24. Last thing you bought? toaster.
25. What are you hearing right now? fan and a running toilet
26. Pick a lyric: "the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i ever had"
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? the kind without seeds
28. Can you play pool? depends on your definition of the word play, i am very good at hitting the person at the next table with the cue ball.
29. Do you know how to swim? i pretend not to
30. Favorite ice cream? ice cream does bad bad things to my digestive system
31. Do you like maps? i like to fold them wrong
32. Tell me a random fact: my roommate named my toaster oscar
33. Ever play spin the bottle? i was never allowed to at the cool kids parties. because they thought i was gross.
34. Ever attend a theme party? some good, some bad
35. Ever do a keg stand? please let me please
36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking? in my closet.
37. What is your favorite season? autumn
38. What is the first music video you ever saw? chris ledoux cadilac ranch
39. Pick a movie quote: "you're a mean girl, you're a bitch"
40. Favorite quote: "with out forty ounces of social skills i'm just an ass in the crack of humanity"
41. What is your favorite Thirsty Thursday hangout? my place.
42. Best friend's name? she calls herself meggles
43. How long have you known them? who knows
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid? when my roommate was threatening to shit in my mouth while i slept.
45. What time did you wake up this morning? 1 p.m. which isn't morning...i guess.
46. Wake up next to anyone? george
47. Best thing about winter? heated blankets
48. Name a couple of favorite colors: brown, red
49. How Old are you? 19
50. What month is your birthday in? July
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? depends on if they are sharing their booty
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one)? the one where he dies and stops playing music
53. What are you doing this weekend? mom is coming, we are having dinner, she is telling me i suck at life, then she is buying me a warm winter coat.
54. Who will take this survey? everyone!