Fuck the po-lice

[imthejavaking]

Well, today on the way home from ultimate I got pulled over again, not a week after my successful completion of the aggressive driver rehabilitation course. The cop was sitting on fairfax station road right where it hits newman, and I was bookin it pretty hard around that corner and was just sideways. I gave him the I'm a scared ass teenager act,

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[anonymous]

wiggs - ur a beast. if i were the last samurai id make sure mrs hg never watched a movie about me. i would attack her with my samurai sword. ryan

[anonymous]

i was just cruising over the internet and i searched for fuck the po-lice. your live journal came up and i decided to read it. i have no idea what road that is and i dont know what kind of car you drive but basically i have 2 things to say.
1. you need to enrole at aggressive driving university and get a masters
2. you need to take that picture of my aunt and uncle off your page
yes i know these people you have pictured here, i hate them, they hate me, but believe me, take this picture down because i have soo many more in which they look much uglier...

j_benzo@hotmail.com

wow

[imthejavaking]

sorry dude, I really didnt mean any harm with that picture. Its down, no worries. And about the anger, I was pissed i just got another ticket. Oh well. Sorry dude, the pic is off my website and my livejournal now.

no worries to you

[anonymous]

you think i really cared about having an embarrassing picture of some people that i hate and just happen to be related to on a website...IT IS FUNNY!!! they are such fat ugly worthless people that they deserve to be ridiculed and slandered and im sure you found their picture on some uglypeople.com website. so in short, you my friend need to have no worries because i despise every moment that i know those 2 things, some call them human beings, take a breath. if you would like more embarrassing photos or maybe i can commandeer a video just e-mail me because i want nothing more than for those people to be destroyed and laughed at by complete strangers...

yours truly,
Jack Benson

j_benzo@hotmail.com

Re: no worries to you

[imthejavaking]

Wow, haha, seems as if someone has a bit of animosity. Ok, I was kind of worried that I like insulted your families honor or something and I was going to get a samurai sword in the asscrack or some other horrible retaliation. I actually think I got that picture off of thier website, or thier kids site, cause I was looking for pictures of a mom and dad because we needed a family photo because we were making a kid up for the senior section of the yearbook. It came up when i did a google image search for "mom and dad" and i thought it was pretty funny, and fit perfectly with what we needed at the time. Im going to refrain getting any more pictures though, this whole you finding it still creeps me out to no end, even though thank god you were cool about it. On a lighter note, you seem like a hell of a guy, so Ill send you an email when i get my email provider up and running again, and continue to post if you feel like it, my friends love you.