Vegan Chilli + Sriracha Hot Sauce + Cheap Microbrew Ale = Hooking my stomache up something fierce.

As delicious as it is, i do not recommend this combination...

I just posted an add on Craigslist to give away the tarantula for free that my sister left here. Within 10 minutes i have about 13 responses so i had to take it down, but some were so damn funny. A ten year old kid, a wife who needed to ask her husband if it was ok, some weird hippy dropping peaces, loves and happiness' all over the bitch (again ( Read more... )

It definatly looks like this is one of those transitional periods where i've accomplished one goal and am left wondering what to do with this new thing that i've achieved. I know! I can actually begin putting together some music ( Read more... )

The new place is coming along well. Slowly. But i am accepting of any forward progress ( Read more... )

At the moment i'm getting a great sense of satisfaction calling the JetBlue phone number and telling their automated answering machine to fuck off every 5 minutes ( Read more... )

Apparently there are now quite a few tags up in NY and Philli of Ano on the backdrop of an owl. My sister doesn't even like the music i'm into, but she represents me nonetheless. That's family. She's putting graffiti up of my "farty music stuff" (her words). Here's to the coolest sister that ever lived!

English people used to annoy me and i've never loved german people, but god damnit i love their beer and their music...

While i'm on the subject of disliking people i've never met: Scarlett? Tell us it isn't true.. Please.. You didn't really go anywhere near Justin Timberlake, did you? US Weekly is wrong.. You couldn't have done that to us..... *_

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One shot of regular 85 unleaded gas: $10.01

Lemon poppy seed cliff bar: a dollar something

Diet pepsi: Another dollar something

A frightened french gas station attendant telling you your change is $6.66 and to be careful: Priceless

I'm at work and i hear..

*Rehhh.. reh.. rehhhh...*
...
Person #1: "What the hell am i hearing?"

Person #2: "A fan."

Person #3: "Yup. A fan and a thumb."

Person #1: "Oh.. Ok."

*Chuckle*
...
*Resume working*