I'm in a class of my own and still throw the grade curve.

[imurhuckleberry]

Let me tell you a story. It's about this guy, and this guy doesn't have a cell phone, right? So he gets lucky as hell and gets a free $120 phone, right? So then, he decides to go jetskiing, about 6 hours after getting his phone. Yeah, I don't want to spoil the ending or anything. BUT THE TWIST IS I'M THE GUY AND I FUCKING BROKE MY PHONE IN WATER

Comments

[flawless_fuckup]

Potter, you ignorant slut.

[bloodyfetus]

i lol'd so hard just now.. i think i woke my bro up. hahahaha