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Character Name: Laon
Series: Laon
Age: 999, looks middle-school aged
Canon: To put it cutely, Laon is the story of a poor little kumiho, the Korean version of a nine-tailed fox, that lost its tails just before reaching godhood and now travels Korea looking for them. To put it honestly, Laon is the story of an underaged genderbender named Laon who abuses the laws of nature, physics, and unsuspecting reporters while hunting down its missing tails. Skimming the lines of a horror manhwa, Laon has baby eating, molesting adults in the mouth, and licking children all rolled into one not-so-kid-friendly package. Then again, considering the one doing all these things looks to be about twelve years old, maybe it's not so adult friendly either.
Laon him... her... itself has the mentality, vocabulary, and the attention span of a grade schooler in desperate need of Ritalin, though thankfully with a lot less talking. When there's so much in the world to explore, Laon is more inclined to give short and quick responses before bounding off to its next adventure/source of food. With an "act first, think never" way of life, Laon's typically got its claws elbow-deep in trouble before anyone realizes there was trouble to be had in the first place, with all the entitlement of a spoiled brat to boot. Even though Laon's a fox spirit, its curiosity about everything, attraction to shiny new things, and a seemingly constant hunger give it more of a hyperactive puppy-like personality. A hyperactive puppy that can and will disembowel you if you rub its fur the wrong way, but a puppy nonetheless.
Sample Entry:
Eugh... this one tastes bad too. All of them taste bad!
They should have tasted better. Like the bag of sweet round things- he said it was candy?- I ate before with lots of different colors and different tastes. These humans had different colors just like them, green and brown and black. So they should have tasted differently, like sour and sweet and spicy, but every single one of them had that same rotten taste. I even tried eating them by the handful like I did with the candy, but they hit me and took their hands back. They all tasted bad anyway... but maybe I should go back. Those colored humans didn't care if I ate, as long as I didn't eat the heads. They wanted those for themselves, even though I told them that the brains aren't that good to eat. But then I could have eaten everything else. Like all the extra body parts they had. The extra fingers and toes; they don't notice them falling off anyway so they won't notice me eating them either. With all the pieces that fell off I'd be full for a long time~!
But they already went away and I'm hungry again... nnngh I want the man with the candy back. He had so many different kinds in his white car and he said he'd give me as many as I wanted if I went with him to a place where we could do fun things together. And all I had to do was let him eat me a little when we got there. He didn't say "eat" but from what he told me it was a lot like eating. But why bother eating something if you're not going to eat the whole thing? He agreed with me when I told him, so he's not dumb. But he seemed like a good guy; I asked him if I could eat him first before we went and he said yes. That's what a nice guy is like, right?
He turned out to be a liar though. He ran away right after I took one bite and even took the rest of the candy with him. I didn't even get to try the ones he said would make me feel so good I'd want to go to sleep. I wanted those ones the most! When I find him I'll catch him and eat his liv-
Ooh, I smell something. Something smells good around here, where is it coming from... Here. It's under this glowing water. Something covered in the smell of others, something that's old and experienced and nothing like what I've smelled before. --I've got you! Eeehehe, you're so big and wet and smell so good~ No one's told you that before? I'm telling you now then, you smell really good. And youf tasth dericios foo-
--Hey come back! What's a first date and why can't I taste you on one? Waaait, I'm not done licking you yet!