This entry is about yesterday, and the places I call home.

...It also happens to be about getting drunk, confessing my wrongs and damning myself to a Halloween weekend of babysitting exotic animals.

Who's smart?

Oh... me.

So this...
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This is why Todd is, and will forever remain, one of my favorite people on earth.


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So, Rodney Dangerfield passed on ( Read more... )

Yes, I typed all of this out, because after reading it, and re-reading it and re-reading it again, I thought EVERYONE should read it ( Read more... )

WELL HOT DAMN! I love me some idioms ( Read more... )

I've been hit by a schizophrenic because he thought I was giving him a raw deal on some woodstove that I couldn't even see. But that's not pleasant. At all. And it's especially not as pleasant as having a stalker who has Meals on Wheels delivered to you. I'm so envious of people who have this weird stuff occurring in their life ( Read more... )

I'm definitely not a jock. I generally will not read fiction unless it's an epic fantasy like LOTR, and those are hard to come by. I firmly believe in God??? The likelihood of my mom going to a Queen Concert, much less backstage at a Queen concert... Well it just wouldn't happen. I've never heard my favorite song, even though it's my favorite song ( Read more... )

Supposing I could time travel, I would go back to THIS day... that I don't know what the actual day was. I will now preface this entry like the beginning of a magical childrens tale ( Read more... )

This was loosely assigned by Sabrina, who is struggling with the idea that due to her lack of favorite things, she also lacks true identity. I think she is just extremely receptive and not as fastidious as myself. She doesn't feel the need to nit-pick and categorize what she hates and what she would willingly have dealings with. She doesn't fight ( Read more... )

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