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[imyourdoormatt]

I got a rat. Not just any rat, mind you. This rats name is Lt. Theodore, you may be thinking. “Hey is that the name of the GI Joe Chris put in your car?” well yes, but you see he went MIA, and I believe he was reincarnated in the very rat that resides in my room as you read this. Lt. Theodore believed in 3 things, drinking, beating hookers, and

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[palace_of_exile]

yeah. i heard about that rat. damn what is it about you guys and rodents? ya'll are so lucky i don't have a snake...

[sexxymcb]

1.) Lt. said if I don't get him back in a week he's gonna haunt the fuck out of you.

2.) I pray to god marie doesn't get a snake, it will be the end of my use.

3.) You're brother called me during play practice looking for porn...wierd

4.)Fuck you

5.) I was just kidding about # 4

6.) why are you still reading these numbers

7.) I bet you are actually saying 7 in your mind right now...fag

8.) I KILLED EMO FOR BEING SO WHINEY!!!

[rosesarered05]

*gasp* chris is a gerbil murderer! dang...and all this time i thought it was your mom. hmmm. i kinda want to see the rat, cuz i like any animal...but they kinda creep me out. who knows though, this rat may not be as creepy. Marie and I are gonna pick out a snake this weekend ;-)

[sexxymcb]

(matt fox) thats f-ed up. here i though you and marie were my friends... if you girls get a snake chris and i will sexually abuse it, in ways you cant even imagine.

now, would i really do that? 0:-)

[rosesarered05]

aw, i wouldn't do that to you or your rat. especially if you would just abuse the snake....ewwww