4. The ivory monster

[imyourpharoah]

...I finally went into the doorway that led out from the bedroom. I thought it was a closet, but I was wrong. Inside there was a white monster head that was about half my height, cold to the touch and colored white like ivory. I touched by accident a strange silver knob on its forehead....and...and it came to life! It roared like it had thunder in

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[xsilver_scribex]

[Cracks up]

[imyourpharoah]

Bakura? What's funny?

[xsilver_scribex]

[Laughing too hard to give a coherent answer]

[imyourpharoah]

...

[dark_friendship]

[cannot stop laughing]

[imyourpharoah]

...What's....going on?

[dark_friendship]

That isn't a monster.

[imyourpharoah]

It's....a toilet, right?

Don't worry, I know, something might come out of it and attack you, on top of it roaring at you...

[ephemeral_prism]

Uuh...

That's a toilet. Are you okay, Yugi?

[imyourpharoah]

I'm all right, sir.

.....So. A....toilet.

How do you destroy it?

[ephemeral_prism]

Sir...? Call me Johan.

....Destroy it? You don't destroy it! It isn't going to hurt you, unless you fall and crack your head open on it. You use it... you know, to er, 'relieve' yourself?

It isn't a monster, it isn't going to electrocute you, and even if you did need to destroy, I doubt a sword would work on it.

[imyourpharoah]

.....It.....what is this.....toilet.....'relieving' me of?

...

Maybe the Pyramid will work on it! That way it will not crack people's head open. Surely it can't withstand a shadow game!

[flipping_bird]

How did we explain this to Starfire?

That's a toilet. It's not alive. It's a device, much like a piece of furniture.

[nofairtrial]

[laughing so hard it hurts]