thanks trundle
89% Mike Gravel
89% Dennis Kucinich
76% John Edwards
71% Chris Dodd
71% Barack Obama
70% Joe Biden
68% Hillary Clinton
63% Bill Richardson
39% Rudy Giuliani
37% Ron Paul
29% John McCain
23% Mitt Romney
23% Tom Tancredo
22% Mike Huckabee
13% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quizgravel? really? gravel? i mean i know kucinich... but ( Read more... )

hi my name is melissa... i'm a really nice awesome cute girl who has put up with your shit for the past year ( Read more... )

i am having the worst anxiety and panic attacks since i started having them ( Read more... )

pretty damn sure i have a gallstone.

postive i don't have insurance.

i don't wanna get my gallbladder removed. then i can't work, and make money and save said money.

UGHHHHHHH

i get on these kicks where i crave certain foods and only want them ( Read more... )

It Was America's Funniest Home Intercourse

College chick on cell: I'm like, 'Why do I have to have dreams about us breaking up? Why can't I have dreams like I used to... Like when I was fucking Bob Saget?'

--Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Ava

via Overheard at the Beach, Dec 15, 2006

sooo i just realized that with my paycheck after next (the one i was going to use for portland/vespa?) that if i get my taxes within the next few days, and i save that check then i can totally get a vespa. no portland for me.

despite nailin being a dick yesterday was one of the best days i've had in a while ( Read more... )

i've got a lot of random shit on my ipod, we'll see how it goes ( Read more... )

i am getting paid 121 dollars today.
to eat chips and listen to the dandy warhols.

and in no way is that depressing.

happy baby jesus!!