i found this on a picture site:

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my mom was cleaning the basement and found this, a note from me from 3rd grade, Margo aged 8:

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school in america = fragment of poop

that's right...i said poop.

what's with having to ask to go to the bathroom? what's with strictly MR./MRS. SoAndSo? what's with people in my classes that i barely even know, yet i spend each day with them? what's with strict deadlines? what's with no leaving campus during lunch? what's with bitchy teachers who ( Read more... )

so in about 30 min, we leave for jerusalem. all of our luggage is packed and loaded onto the bus, our rooms empty and clean, we wait until we leave. we're hanging out in jerusalem all day and then at 10PM, we're driving to the airport for our flight at 1 AM. i don't know whether to be super excited to come home and see everyone or super depressed ( Read more... )

so today i hiked up a mountain in like 95 degree weather in the desert while being very nauseous. it was fun. also, i found rotten cucumbers in my backpack from a week ago that stank like 55 women who hadn't washed their yeast infected crotches for 2 months and sat with their legs wide open in a cramped closet. it made me seriuosly gag. then, there ( Read more... )

i got to see my grandpa's grave today finally.


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how hairy is this man?


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my aunt put olive oil on my face while i was sleeping because my skin is dry. thanks a lot. i woke up and thought i was eating a salad or something. nope, just my face was sliding all over the pillow.

crazy russians.

so today karina and i went shopping at the "grand canyon", the name of this huge mall here and got a lot of stuffs. and we walked around haifa and every taxi in the world pulled over and tried to offer us rides and i had to stutter out the hebrew words for "no thanks we don't need a ride". everything was closed for shabbat except for this arab- ( Read more... )