CANTO XXXVII

[in_a_dark_wood]

Hey, hey, keep it down, will ya? It's really hard for a guy to take a nap with all this noise.

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[vashta_dave]

HEY WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

[in_a_dark_wood]

That's not keeping it down.

1/2

[exploded_again]

I'm sorry, I'll try to keep it--

2/2

[exploded_again]

[POP]

[in_a_dark_wood]

Fantastic, babe, thanks a bunch.

Man, this is a weird night.

Post-death Credo says hiiiiiiiiiiiii~

[loyal_credo]

Is that you Son of Sparda?

[in_a_dark_wood]

...

What do you know?

[loyal_credo]

...

Do not play games with me. What of Fortuna? Did you succeed in stopping His Holi- Sanctus?

Kyrie and Nero, did you save them? I must know if they are well!

[in_a_dark_wood]

Kyrie? Nero?

I don't-Wait, Fortuna? That's the name of this planet. Who the Hell are you?

[judgment_cut]

I highly doubt what you need is another nap.

[in_a_dark_wood]

...

[judgment_cut]

I was unaware there was any force in Heaven or Hell that could silence that tongue of yours. Apparently I was wrong.

[in_a_dark_wood]

...I sneezed.

[lvl99chocobo]

YO! Like holy shit, B!

I played your videogames, homes! Yo be Dante, right? Yeaah!

That Sparda homie! YO! You mad fly! Yo, Capcom was like gonna put me in the game and stuff, homes. But ya know, they ain't good enough for me so I stay messin around with Squareenix and shit.

Yo, I gotta go but nice meet ya! You a icon, B!

I swear! You more famous that bitch ass Mario, that's for sure!

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, YO!

[in_a_dark_wood]

Cool story, feather face.