CANTO LVIII

[in_a_dark_wood]

[video; English]

*Dante looks into the communicator*

For Christmas...excuse me...Discomas I'm giving Trish the greatest gift of all...My dashing, debonair smile.

*He smiles*

Comments

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[soulgivenlight]

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[soulgivenlight]

...you are such a tease.

[in_a_dark_wood]

Would ya have me any other way?

[soulgivenlight]

Hmph!

...no, I suppose not. Not that YOU need to know that. [exaggerated sigh and roll of the eyes]

[loyal_credo]

[Credo just stares at the communicator, before shaking his head.]

I'm sure it is everything she has ever wanted and more.

[in_a_dark_wood]

Best things in life are free, man.

[loyal_credo]

[Credo can agree with that on some levels, but still thinks you're a silly silly devil hunter.]

Of course.

[super_overlord]

...You are a moron.

[in_a_dark_wood]

Maybe, but I'm a handsome moron, and you're still just some irritating little punk.

[super_overlord]

You look like a douche. Plain and simple.

At least I act like a demon. Which is more than I can say for some brainless bimbos...

[in_a_dark_wood]

Not all demons act the same, man.