Any excuse to fuck with our heads, eh?

If anyone needs some shelter you can come by the Cry and I'll look after ya until this blows over. Just no touching anything.

Safehouse, eh?

Now why the Hell did it take us this long to come up with that idea?

[voice; English]

*Sound of rustling leather, followed by shouting*

TRISH!

Dammit, woman, stop cleaning! There's method to my madness!

[video]

*There is a clatter and the screen clicks on, showing a blurred image of Dante hanging limply against the side of a building with his own sword impaled straight through his chest ( Read more... )

I've been in the woods, looking around for the last couple of weeks. I'm so sick of nature I could die.

Those woods are pretty dangerous. I've seen the maps of this place at the museum but has anyone ever actually seen much outside the city in person?

[video]

*There's static and loud, crashing sounds. When the screen clears there is a blurry view of a brilliant crimson creature, cleaving through some wolves and marionettes.

The creature jumps up and out of view and lands next to the communicator, only its taloned feet visible*

NoT fUnNy

*More static*

((ooc: Vergil faded away and finally ( Read more... )

[voice; English]

*There is silence then a fairly loud zapping sound*

*BZZT*

*A few seconds of silence then a soft rustling of leather*

.....ow

Alright, alright, I'll post.

Not like there's much to-Fucking snow?

Killer assholes in the streets and ash falling from the sky? Almost feels like home.

The rumbling didn't bother me. What bothers me is not knowing what caused it.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's something terrible. If it's NOT a natural disaster waiting to happen, it's a monster.

I hope it's a monster. Monsters I can deal with. Earthquakes? Not so much.

Heh. Seems like new faces keep coming in all the time. Including ones some of us would rather not see, eh?

[Filtered to Tir||Unhackable]

Got any news for me, kid?

[Filtered to Credo||Unhackable]

Enough dancing around this. What do you know?