I think a rendering of Satan Dean would be pretty cool looking. Devil Dean rolls off your tongue a little bit better though. Maybe you can start a comic or something with the Pope as the bad guy. Give a nice twist to the order of things.
The Bible as a comic book is a fun idea...especially if it's a fun one and not like a Jack Chick tract with cute little line drawings of you perishing eternally. I wonder if Stan Lee or Kevin Smith would be interested in this...(who owns the movie rights to the Bible, anyroad?)
...well... I feel a need to stick up for the christian faith here... A) Child molestations are a stereotype... think about it... only 5-ish priests have been charged with this. Are there only 5 Catholic Churches? I think not.
And well... I have to say, that I have read the DIARIES of Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and other founding fathers... THEY WERE FUCKING CHRISTIAN! Unless you know, when Jefferson said "Forgive me lord Jesus for I have sinned", he meant it sarcastically... but... no. There were far too many references to God, Jesus, Holy Ghost in their diaries and journals. You would have to be nuts to believe otherwise.
I just love comments that force me to research my claims. Mostly because they have been proved right. Catholic child molestations are indeed a stereotype, but stereotypes can be based on true premises. According to research made by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, "the total number of Catholic priests and deacons in the United States who have been accused of sexual abuse of children is 4,392." Sure, not all of these cases went very far, and some of the children may have been jumping on the bandwagon ("you got molested? LUCKY"), but, if you will pardon the expression, HOLY SHIT that's a lot. At least a lot more than 5-ish
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yeah, there was a hell of a lot more to attack on that post... but well... the rest is all opinion shit, and your entitled to your belief of atheism... and I'm entitled to skim over it and believe you are wrong.
You know what they say, opinions are a lot like assholes: everybody's got one, most of them stink, and sometimes you run into people that you like so much, you want to lick their opinion all night long....
OK, maybe that's not the best analogy. And maybe analogy isn't the best word to be using.
Most of the rest of this post is fairly complimentary towards Christianity and seeks to create a shit-kickin' action movie out of it. Yeah, it's a touch irreverant, and underneath it all there's a sly implication that I take it as no more than a really cool story, but I don't think there were many atheistic opinions in the non-Pope sections. Just fo' the record.
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And well... I have to say, that I have read the DIARIES of Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and other founding fathers... THEY WERE FUCKING CHRISTIAN! Unless you know, when Jefferson said "Forgive me lord Jesus for I have sinned", he meant it sarcastically... but... no. There were far too many references to God, Jesus, Holy Ghost in their diaries and journals. You would have to be nuts to believe otherwise.
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PWNED.
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OK, maybe that's not the best analogy. And maybe analogy isn't the best word to be using.
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