You Think You're Sex In The City, But You're Really Just Foreplay In The Suburbs

Apr 20, 2005 21:44

Not to make this Charlie's Fantabulous Journal o'Catholic Bashing, but upon hearing of lil' Joey Ratzinger's newfound Popedom, I had to comment. His official Papal (not to be confused with Paypal) name is Pope Benedict XVI, which I refuse to recognize because it's not only lame not to go all nonconsecutive on the Benedicts, but because it's too ( Read more... )

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emmo April 21 2005, 03:49:52 UTC
I hope Hitler could be that gingerbread man from Shrek. I'd take a big bite off his leg and dunk in him in milk and hear him scream for his mommy.

Better yet, how about the black knight from Monty Python?

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

Oh, thinking of that disgrace of a human being waddling around like a bleeding pus bag is really intriguing.

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in_articulation April 22 2005, 00:06:20 UTC

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emmo April 22 2005, 00:56:30 UTC
that's amazing, charlie!
hahah

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geoffreybeene April 21 2005, 04:32:40 UTC
I now hold you in the highest regards for your beautifully played out attack on the kissing booth.

You are a king among men.

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confuciousdrgon April 21 2005, 04:55:01 UTC
I am so getting you a kiss tommorrow ( ... )

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confuciousdrgon April 22 2005, 21:20:14 UTC
If he asked for forgiveness... I'd be obliged to forgive him. You think you're finding something I wouldn't agree with, but... Christianity says you're not supposed to give a man just 7 times... but 70 times 7. Thank you... I am christian.

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anonymous April 21 2005, 05:25:57 UTC
way to actually elicit one of those annoying online acronyms from me. you know which one im talking about.

dont you think catholicism would curl up and die already? the odd thing is how there are still a hell of a lot of catholic kids here, at my enlightened liberal school, and they can get as serious as any holy roman. they even have their own association, and it adds new members constantly. i think they exist here primarily under the "hate the sin not the sinner" loophole that allows all humans to maintain a faith and still not detest the sight of each other. there are many catholics here. many, many more than youd expect. usually, however, if theyre not in the association theyre much less likely to be crazy bastards and hoochs.

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ex_somnolen April 21 2005, 13:47:52 UTC
"Makes me not blame him as much for failing me." You used my line, you crazy mutha! haha

that last paragraph makes me wet myself in glee.

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in_articulation April 22 2005, 00:21:25 UTC
It's fun cuz that line applies to us both.

Here, have a couple rough towels. *tosses somnolence some rough towels*

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ex_somnolen April 23 2005, 03:14:33 UTC
*uses in_articulation's rough towels* ohhhh yeahhhh

haha i'm done.

and it does indeed apply to us both.

bow chika

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