just saying hey

Apr 17, 2004 22:57

well i never actually thought anyone would read this darn thing until i was informed today that my great buddy sam actually does! that makes me feel great. which is a good thing because at my current moment i feel lousy. it seems like there has been a lack of time in the modern universe. maybe it's just me.then the one person that i like to talk to ( Read more... )

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This is very wrong anonymous April 23 2004, 20:00:26 UTC
Cadith of The Manonz. Thank you for that incredible farting of kindness. I smelt it all over my body. Anyhow, here is my bit of wisdom and my awful story of pain, gore, and utter nastiness. So my good friend, We'll call him "Jordan" for his safety. I know the net is surfed by thousands of millions turds out there who might find out who this really is. Anyhow, Jordan goes to Oklahoma University. In the dorms there, they have built in bunkbeds into the wall. So Jordan was trying to get to bed one night after hours of studying for his physical therapy test. His roommate, Nate (not his real name, actually I don't even know his real name) and his skank girlfriend walk into the room after a strong night of liquoring up. The room had a powerful aroma of Jack Daniels. He somehow talked her into having "anal sex", I like to call it butt sex. She accepted the offer. After the began, she didn't feel to hot and she started deficatting on him. He was so disgusted by this trecious act of nastiness, He started puking everywhere. And you know how ( ... )

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