There are some things, that I for my whole life have taken as everyday, that when I do eventually notice the neurotic, da-da juxtaposition of objects, it completely baffles me. Who in the world thought, "This tyre is shit! I can't use it on my car anymore! I know... I'll tie it to a tree, for the kids to play with!!" I mean, what?? Yeah, good idea ( Read more... )

"Dimmu Burger" is the funniest thing I've seen in at least 6 months. After one of the band dressed up like Maniac, and the "Burzums" instead of some kind of burger hut ( Read more... )

Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose ten people to be tagged and list their names. If you break this chain you ( Read more... )

I've been boiling all day. It's been like, 25 degrees in my room (that's like mid-80's in american), and I'm totally melting. I opened my window of course... and a bee came into my room!!! I'm terribly frightened of bees, for no good reason. But yeah, it couldn't figure out how to get outside, and I'm too scared to try to smush it or anything, so I ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I have a question, that I know can't really be answered by anyone but time, I consult Neil Gaiman's oracle. It's here: http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/8ball/Read more... )

Many happy returns of the day to Kayte and James! (MySpace is being a butt so I can't wish you birthday happinesses there, boo ( Read more... )

Much fun was had!
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We also ate pie that I made from scratch. Yay!

I think I may have punched my best friend last night, and I'm pretty sure he's angry at me, which I feel bad about. I'm also still covered in cuts and bruises from the Pirate Foam Party at Rio's; I keep discovering more (like how not only is my ear bruised, but I've got a huge scrape behind it on my head ( Read more... )

Edit: they have my wallet at leeds! I shall get it tomorra! Hurrah ( Read more... )

Then i'll only need to buy one drink ( Read more... )