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I need a guardian angel... Sara used to save me from this stuff... but she can't anymore. :/

Can I mail order one..?
eBay...?

THE HILLS HAVE EYES!!!!!!!!!!11

...Beast HAS A VENGANCE.

Okay, seriously, this is getting stupid.

SOMEONE in my house needs to start going back to work, because I haven't officially eaten a MEAL in 4 fucking days because the only thing we have here I can eat is like pickles, chips, and granola bars.

So fucking huuuuuuuuuuuungry.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I /ALMOST/ just got a Myspace.

..I need to go back to sleep.

What one damn, long, exciting day ( Read more... )

GOD DAMN IT.

STOP SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE UNINVITED, PEOPLE.

AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CALL ME BEFORE HAND.I love you all to fucking death, but 99% of the time at my house I'm in my pajamas, and you can at least give me a 5 minute warning! Those who now just drop on by won't be invited in ( Read more... )

in mortal life: did you call me last night ( Read more... )

Damn. My contact rolled back into my eye HOURS ago and is still not showing up. Christ. No more hospitals, please. Ah, it'll fall out eventually.

Good times with the gang tonight.

Gary: ...Is the ATM voice automated?
ATM: ..-wtf-
Rob: *shouting at it* GIVE US MONEY LAWL(<-- Yes he said 'Lawl ( Read more... )

Damn. I wanted to take a nap last night but I just ended up accidentally going to bed. At 7:30. This resulted in a very weird dream about hurricanes, a mermaid Queen and an orc King, two British dragons, and a siberian tiger cub. I think the hurricane bit was actually a nightmare, I was running around looking for.. EVERYONE, including people I knew ( Read more... )