2 // Evening Star 27th

Dec 27, 2011 17:22

Now, now, now. What is this? I have never been a child before. [Cackle.] I've never even needed to take a child's form.

Have I?

Hm. Well, I have now! And it seems I've been given gifts! This lovely garment, for one. [Pause.] Needs more blood. Maybe a beheading. YES! Yes! A beheading!

And cookies. Cookies. Gods don't...hm...[There's the sound ( Read more... )

everyone loves a good beheading, food is for everyone, flood: just can't wait, cheese for everyone!

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most_feared December 28 2011, 02:33:41 UTC
Please don't behead anyone. That would be a whole lotta trouble.

...And that is a remote control car. ...I have no idea why it's there.

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in_my_fringe December 28 2011, 02:34:48 UTC
Oh no! I don't behead people. Not here.

Seems messy.

I meant on this garment! [Pause.]

A...what?

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most_feared December 28 2011, 02:39:25 UTC
Thank you for at least not doing it here. [He wishes that horrible beings in kids bodies talking about mutilation didn't come off as normal. This is a "Look at your life, look at your choices" moment if ever there was one.]

It's a remote control automobile. Er... that- it probably came with a thing with switches. You put that wheel side down, and you push the switches, and you'll make it move around without having to touch it.

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in_my_fringe December 28 2011, 02:40:29 UTC
So it's magic?

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[delayed comment is delayed like the winddddd *head!desk*] notafuckingnut December 29 2011, 18:42:15 UTC
...What d'you mean, you've never been a kid before? Everybody's been a kid, it's kind of how it goes.

[All the puzzled face; wee!Richie finds this kind of weird.

And worrying, although he's also perversely intrigued, as evidenced by the reeeeally interested look; he doesn't seem anywhere near as bothered by the idea than maybe he should be.]

What, like...Ozzy-style beheading, or...?

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PFFFFT. I LOVE IT! in_my_fringe December 29 2011, 18:46:49 UTC
No, no. All mortals have been children.

There are styles?

Tell me more!

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*phew!* <3 notafuckingnut December 29 2011, 18:51:41 UTC
And what are you, a goblin? [Scoff.]

I dunno about styles, but Ozzy just bites the heads off. ...Then again he mostly does bats. Usually people go more for a guillotine or a machete though, like in those cheesy vampire movies.

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<3! in_my_fringe December 29 2011, 18:56:25 UTC
A Daedric Prince. [Sigh. But then...interesting stories!]

Oh, now that does sound like fun! This Ozzy is...a person?

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