so you're saying, that you adore the way my face falls...like...how gravity takes hold of my "beard", and how my jaw will drop at the sight of you, or how it eyelids fall because of the exceptionally bright sun that happens to be perfectly placed behind you. Or...(I ponder over more attempts at amusement), how my face is all pointy at the top, and how if you turn me upside down, the point moves...and...
and you apparently adore how I suck dick. Why thank you, I'm exceptionally proud of my technique.
In the spirit of opposite day (which is every other monday, but since it's opposite day, I guess you'll never know whether my information is correct) I'll write something I adore about you! (opposite free from now on) You actually listen to my stories when I tell them, and you don't get mad at me for wasting your time afterwards!
thanks tom! i love that you actually tell me stories when i ask.
you see, my intention was to reply to everyones posts with something along the lines of "YALL SUCK DICK", but youve melted my heart and changed my mind. maybe you knew it was my plan all along?
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so you're saying, that you adore the way my face falls...like...how gravity takes hold of my "beard", and how my jaw will drop at the sight of you, or how it eyelids fall because of the exceptionally bright sun that happens to be perfectly placed behind you. Or...(I ponder over more attempts at amusement), how my face is all pointy at the top, and how if you turn me upside down, the point moves...and...
and you apparently adore how I suck dick. Why thank you, I'm exceptionally proud of my technique.
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and by yall i mean just you.
and by just you i mean yall.
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(opposite free from now on)
You actually listen to my stories when I tell them, and you don't get mad at me for wasting your time afterwards!
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you see, my intention was to reply to everyones posts with something along the lines of "YALL SUCK DICK", but youve melted my heart and changed my mind.
maybe you knew it was my plan all along?
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"yeah.. he's hot.. but he's no sean desman"
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