The Big One

[inabrownstudy]

My upstairs neighbor's sexual activity is so vigorous that it shakes the walls of my bedroom. This is less a testament to his prowess than a testament to the dilapidated state of Rhode Island housing. The more likely testament to his prowess is the shrieking of his female companion, which I couldn't detect a few nights ago when the little

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[y0ssarian]

Do you feel like michael j. fox in "the secret of my success?"

[inabrownstudy]

Haven't seen it, don't know.

[y0ssarian]

he lives in an apartment with paper-thin walls and hears the neighbor having sex every night. You should rent it just to put a humorous spin on your situation.

[inabrownstudy]

I was thinking that as soon as I get my stereo I could start playing sex music REALLY loudly everytime he starts. "Bump N'Grind," "Freak Me," and so on.

[mycrust]

I guess the true test of your prowess is your ability to simultaneously fuck everyone in the whole apartment.

[shanzig]

i would take revenge by making a lot of noise early in the morning. run the vaccum, grind coffee, develop a severe couch *complete with loogie hocking* (is that even how you spell that?!) bang cupboard doors, etc.

you poor kitten. :(

[inabrownstudy]

I think there are more fun ways of getting him back, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.