1. I died: Wow. I guess there's something to be said for getting right to the point-no point in softening me up with a few easy questions to get me in the mood for answering, &c. I dunno. I probably wouldn't hear about it until insomniacmonty posted about it three months from now.
2. I kissed you: Why? Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to do?
3. I lived next door to you: Seriously reëvaluate my knowledge of geography. You're not a minor any more, are you? Good. I won't have to worry about that "contributing to the delinquency" crap.
4. I started smoking: Mock you. Mercilessly. As opposed to now, when I mock you mercifully.
5. I stole something: You mean other than my heart?
6. I was hospitalized: I'm not sure. I don't know if they let you receive cards in the psych ward.
7. I ran away from home: Oh, yeah, sure. Run away and join the circus. Er, I mean, Air Force. Same difference.
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? Dammit, you only s'
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
1. I died: Wow. I guess there's something to be said for getting right to the point-no point in softening me up with a few easy questions to get me in the mood for answering, &c. I dunno. I probably wouldn't hear about it until insomniacmonty posted about it three months from now.
2. I kissed you: Why? Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to do?
3. I lived next door to you: Seriously reëvaluate my knowledge of geography. You're not a minor any more, are you? Good. I won't have to worry about that "contributing to the delinquency" crap.
4. I started smoking: Mock you. Mercilessly. As opposed to now, when I mock you mercifully.
5. I stole something: You mean other than my heart?
6. I was hospitalized: I'm not sure. I don't know if they let you receive cards in the psych ward.
7. I ran away from home: Oh, yeah, sure. Run away and join the circus. Er, I mean, Air Force. Same difference.
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? Dammit, you only s' ( ... )
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::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? No, you need balance. I'll lie to make you feel bad, so your other friends can cheer you up.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Euw! Cooties!
23. Wanted to kill me? Just you wait, dearie.
24. Broke my heart? Why are you asking me this? Only you know that. Seems like "24. Had your heart broken by me?" would make more sense.
25. Kept something important from me? You've never given me anything important to keep. Well, except your heart, and I lost that. So, I guess not.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? How long is this quiz, anyway?
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you? Really, isn't this the kind of basic information you ought to ask before all that other stuff?
28. Are we friends? That's what the LJ user info page says. And if it's on LJ, it must be true.
29. When and how did we meet? Who are you again?
30. Describe me in one word: Inaniloquent.
31. What was your first impression? "Oh, good Lord! Not another one of those annoying high school chicks! She'll probably ( ... )
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