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[inappropuri]

I've been analysing the members of camp and need people's opinions on some very important things.

Pay attention please.

Comments

[tezuka_ku]

You're a Disney princess?

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[inappropuri]

I thought you knew this already.

Here, look I took the liberty of filling in the answers for you.

Top 3 dateable: Seiichi, Yuushi, Atobe
Bottom 2 dateable: Hirakoba, Sanatato

Drag into a closet: Niou
Marry: Niou
Keep in a cage: ... Shuu-chan?

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[tezuka_ku]

Perhaps it just surprises me each time.

... No.

And I think you should employ an oxford comma. I thought you wanted me to marry someone and keep them in a cage.

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[inappropuri]

Maybe I should sing more in the forest and on our strolls so you remember it more often.

No? What's your two lists then? I was going to put Sanatato in your top three but I though eurghhh he might not like the incest thing. And you don't like Hirakoba. And idk, Seiichi might be nice to date for you since he trains and you could have a challenge and you get along okay with Yuushi and Atobe's okay.

... That's a slightly warped view of marriage, Kunimitsu.

[highonwaves]

Oshitari-kun, Tezuka-kun and Chitose-kun. Bottom two are Shishido-kun and Osakada-san.

Drag Yanagi into a closet, marry Mary-kun and keep... maybe Tooyama in a cage.

[zenzaitensai]

Chitose-senpai is...and Yanagi-kun...

Hi

(ooc: he tried to fight the allure of the bunny icon to make a legitimate comment. Failed)

[highonwaves]

Chitose-kun and Yanagi-kun are... ...?

ooc: Rin is so amused ;_; Quietly laughing

[zenzaitensai]

They have..... ears....

[wannaponta]

Sanada, Yukimura, Tezuka, in no particular order. Mizuki and Tomoka-chan.

Momoshiro in the closet, he'd probably have food there. I guess Fuji in the cage. Marry Kin.

(ooc: He just picked the people he'd most and least like to fight T_T )

[inappropuri]

What interesting choices you have. I see you pick raw power and aggression over baking and being spoiled and covered in oil.

Good choices on the non-dateable ones though. I think Momoshiro might die of starvation or eat his way through the door.

[wannaponta]

I'm raw power and aggression.

Or I eat all of the food in the closet in front of him.

[inappropuri]

Maybe you should work on harnessing your power to make it more efficient.

Oh ho, upping the stakes in the closet and restraining him in there too?

Dateable - too hard to pick only three

[zenzaitensai]

Hirakoba (see, Chitose-senpai. Hirakoba is single and highly coveted)
Oshitari-senpai (the monster I like)
Chitose-senpai (the most attractive son of Zeus [see, Hirakoba. Single and highly coveted])
Yukimura-senpai (knows how to make a demi-god feel welcome, also good taste in stuffed animals)
Mizuki-senpai (Best doughnuts, but would get me fat)
Kai-senpai (Daikichi, and his hair would be interesting to try and braid)
Shiraishi-senpai (Nice, interesting, would spoil me with gems)
Osakada-chan (I'm not very into girls, but she's very aggressive with her tongue and hands. Also bakes well)
Atobe-kun (Is very picky about having yogurt licked off of his face, and might make me wear a cravat)
Kuwahara-kun (Has an interesting porn collection)
Shishido-senpai (Would make me fly a Pegasus)
Sanada-senpai (Would electrocute me)
Yagyuu-senpai (A little too cute for my taste)
Tezuka-senpai (Would blow me off a cliff at first opportunity)

[highonwaves]

Have you moved on from Kuwahara-kun and Kai and onto Chitose-kun, then?

[zenzaitensai]

Maybe if you combine all the long mean bones in their bodies, there will be someone you can date.

[highonwaves]

I'm honestly surprised at this point that you haven't just written up a post pimping me out to people and describing all my good points in excessive detail.

Ideal non-dateable scenario

[zenzaitensai]

Yanagi-kun wearing a maid outfit in the cage. I am in the cage with him.

Niou-senpai is my proxy to marry Fuji-senpai. Yanagi-kun and I watch them.

Tooyama in the closet with a tricked out video game set. I am a well behaved pet with permission to visit the closet anytime.

[inappropuri]

Sorry Zaizen, I'm already marrying someone else. You'll need to find another proxy to sacrifice to Shuusuke. Kikumaru might.

[zenzaitensai]

Too loud. Sorry. It has to be Niou-senpai.

[inappropuri]

What about Seiichi's brother? he's quite enough that sometimes I even forget he exists.