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[inappropuri]

UP FOR AUCTIONA rare, one-time offer! Will never come up again! Don't miss this chance

Comments

[wannaponta]

How much are you offering to take them off your hands?

[inappropuri]

I'm quite bad at anticipating the desires of others. You'd have to be specific about things you want. And make it more interesting than a can of grape soda.

[wannaponta]

An illusion.

[inappropuri]

Oh? And what sort of illusion do you want?

[zenzaitensai]

I could use more bait. One carrot flavored kit-kat.

[inappropuri]

A single kit kat isn't nearly enough, sorry Zaizen.

[zenzaitensai]

I could throw in some fox booties.

[applestocacti]

Perhaps we should combine offers, Zaizen-kun?

[applestocacti]

17 yen. And one prank.

[inappropuri]

Ooh. A tempting offer. What are the limitations for the prank?

[applestocacti]

Nothing I wouldn't do.

[inappropuri]

Hrmmm,. Which means the sky's the limit, really.

You may have to up your offer a bit, Shuusuke. I'm pondering some tempting offers from other fronts.

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[tezuka_ku]

Niou...

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[inappropuri]

Hello Kunimitsu, he who gives me heart palpitations.

Are you going to offer me something to try and win your pants back?

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[tezuka_ku]

That sounds unhealthy. Do you need my brother to shock you?

And I'm not sure I should have to win back my own pants....

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[inappropuri]

.... No thanks. Sanatato should just shock himself and be happy.

Well, technically they're my pants now. But they used to belong to you. And I've only worn them once. I'm very open to offers from you, you know.

[tsumetaiyuu]

Are they still available, Niou-kun?

[inappropuri]

There's some pretty intense offers coming in. But yes, they're still available.

[tsumetaiyuu]

I'll get/give you whatever you want.

[inappropuri]

... whatever I want? No limitations?