What NOT to print on Maxi Pads...

Mar 30, 2007 13:06

For your entertainment:
A Letter to Proctor and Gamble )

nonfic

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cafemercury March 30 2007, 17:51:56 UTC
I have to go attend my son's mile run, but caught this and had to tell you I haven't enjoyed such a good laugh...well, since this morning when Steph left a joke in my LJ, but still.

I saw those words on the backing, too, and thought Double-You-Tee-Eff, P&G.

What do you think of the icon I made? I want to work on the anti-aliasing and I'm thinking of adding some color. Consider it a rough draft. It was inspired by our IM conversation. *snickers*

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simi March 30 2007, 18:01:22 UTC
OOOOOOH!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!

Is it yoinkable?! I'm kinda liking the stark black on white...

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cafemercury March 30 2007, 18:54:19 UTC
Of course it's yoinkable! You were the "co-author" of the concept, after all!

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tartanboxers March 30 2007, 17:59:14 UTC
TMI, but I'm a tampon girl. Do Always pads say that for serious? Are you fucking kidding me indeed!

I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus,

You mean I'm not the only one? Thank god!

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simi March 30 2007, 18:03:37 UTC
Yeah... I don't use the pads either - this gem was delivered to my email - but apparently they really do.

Heh - I related to the inbred hillbilly with knife skills comment, myself ;)

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lovely_fatima March 30 2007, 22:38:17 UTC
dittto. :)

I would have been a little bit more graphic with Mister Condescending Snooty Pants, but then again, I'm a danger to myself and others during my period.

To turn around a common sexist phrase: Anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die is probably pissed off enough to frackin' make sure YOU bleed out in seven seconds!

Have a happy period, my arse!

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simi March 30 2007, 23:04:42 UTC
Anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die is probably pissed off enough to frackin' make sure YOU bleed out in seven seconds!

*snigger*

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laudomia March 30 2007, 20:02:42 UTC
Unbelievable. That slogan is rather like the reporter shoving the microphone in the face of the guy whose family just burnt up in a fire, asking, "How do you feel?"

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simi March 30 2007, 23:05:51 UTC
Ayuh. Cheesy, foolish and insensitive.

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delylah March 31 2007, 19:14:46 UTC
Linked from someone on my flist and all I have to say is a resounding AMEN! I HATE that slogan. I ranted about it myself some time ago in my own journal, but you said it much better 'cause I'm ROFL. :D

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delylah March 31 2007, 19:28:07 UTC
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Is apparently very stupid...you're the one that linked me. Duh. I had clicked on the link and walked away from the computer and then didn't recognize the name of the journal I was reading...but what can I say, it's that time of month!!!

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simi March 31 2007, 19:33:50 UTC
*giggles* I was debating whether or not to correct you... LOL. This is my fic journal, and I posted this here so I could link it to a forum that I'm part of since my other LJ is friends only. It... made sense at the time... *g*

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grammypat April 2 2007, 09:39:21 UTC
Oh, my.....had to run to BR before wet my pants laughing so hard. Had to fight to get there first as Susan and Susan were racing me for it.

Much thanks!

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poultrygeist99 April 13 2007, 22:25:32 UTC
*hands mom a maxi-pad so she can laugh with impunity*

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