Murder

[inbele]

So, today I have become a murderer! I murdered a deer with my assault riffle. Two shots to its chest and one to its head. The damn thing just wouldn't stay down. Hans kept on shooting at it, I think he shot its rear leg and shattered the bone. He says that he shot it in the head, but when I checked there was only one bullet hole in the head, and it

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[rightwing517]

Its not murder, its justice. Those fuckin deer kill people all the time by running in front of there cars. Im glad the world now has one less deer. Hahaha. Awesome.

[anonymous]

I'd have to disagree.

While deer running in front of cars do kill people, they also kill themselves in the process. Deer also happen to be entranced by bright lights, and if they knew that staring into oncoming bright lights would kill them, they would probably not do it. But they don't know that. If you think deer outsmart you, you probably aren't that intelligent. They don't have enough intelligence to pre-meditate murder on human beings or to plan suicide missions.

Besides, it's our own fault we get killed by deer in the road. We built the roads in the middle of their forests; we get what we deserve.

I guess the best solution is to just kill every animal in the world off, so that only humans remain. Then a select few of us can get rich, exploit the poor, war with and conquer other nations, pollute the earth, use up all the natural resources, millitantly defend one religion, and basically terrorize the planet and most of it's inhabitants until Armageddon.