Prompt Post No. 15

Mar 26, 2011 12:00

Welcome to Round 15 of the Inception Kink Meme. Prompting System
  • Prompt post will temporarily close to new prompts at 2000 comments.
  • Forty-eight hours later, post will reopen to new prompts and temporarily close again when 4000 comments are reached.
  • Forty-eight hours later, post will reopen to new prompts and permanently close to all new prompts ( Read more... )

round 15, prompt post

Leave a comment

Gen or Eames/Arthur, Harry Potter AU anonymous April 24 2011, 14:03:39 UTC
So we've already had some fics where members of the team are students in Hogwart...
...How about them being the teachers?

Reply

Re: Gen or Eames/Arthur, Harry Potter AU anonymous April 28 2011, 04:05:23 UTC
oHHHH I can totally see that happening.

Wouldnt Arthur make a fabulous DADA teacher? (and/or a Quidditch Coach)
Cobb would teach legilimency, Mal could teach fortune telling(or be a castle ghost lol)

Reply

Professionalism [1/?] anonymous May 1 2011, 05:55:32 UTC
Yeahhhh I don't know what this is. First fic in this fandom; don't judge my mind's weirdness too much. Apologies for abuse of British words.

Arthur kept one eye on Ariadne, scribbling across from him, and the other on the door to the staff lounge. Any second now. Any second…

“Would you stop doing that?” she snapped. “It’s creepy.”

“Sorry,” Arthur said automatically, not stopping at all.

“What are you doing, anyway?” she asked, pushing pages full of complicated squiggles away from her and leaning back in her chair. “Besides staring at me, obviously. Shouldn’t you be grading those essays? I know they were due last Friday; my fifth years were moaning for weeks about what a complete arse you are.”

“I just know,” Arthur mused, not taking his eyes off the door, “That the second I touch those papers, he’s going to walk in.”

He did not miss the way Ariadne rolled her eyes. “Oh, him,” she said theatrically. “I swear, you two are worse than the third years. Why don’t you just shag and move on ( ... )

Reply

Re: Professionalism [2/?] anonymous May 1 2011, 06:00:20 UTC
With two days to go before the OWLs and right after the fourth student of the day had a breakdown mid-lecture and had to be led out in tears, Eames deemed it the appropriate time to appear outside of Arthur’s classroom.

Outside the window.

On a broomstick.

“Professor Eames,” Arthur most definitely did not growl. He was a professional, not one of the fifteen-year-olds he was currently teaching. Which is also why he definitely did not notice the way Eames’ thighs gripped the broomstick. “Is there something I can help you with? I am mid-lesson.”

“Just wanted to pop in and see your charming visage, Arthur darling - oh, I mean, Professor.” Eames smirked. “I know you do like your professionalism, pet. Oh, damn, there I go again ( ... )

Reply

Re: Professionalism [3/?] anonymous May 1 2011, 06:07:02 UTC
That night over dinner, Eames sat in his usual spot right next to Arthur and commented on the fact that most of the contents of his plate were phallic in shape ( ... )

Reply

Re: Professionalism [4/5] anonymous May 1 2011, 06:10:21 UTC
True to his word, Eames left Arthur alone for the first week of the holiday. It was more than Arthur had expected and he basked in the solitude of his not-at-all-miserable little cottage.

By the second week, Arthur was keeping an eye on the window for a glimpse of Eames’ ridiculous parrot clutching a letter. He refused to admit that he was possibly missing the other man.

By the third week, he became convinced something had happened to Eames.

By the end of the fourth week, he broke down and Flooed Yusuf.

To say Yusuf was not pleased to find Arthur’s head in his fireplace was an understatement. “It is not even August yet,” he growled when he answered, clad only in a towel. “Circe’s tits, what could you possibly have to complain to me about ( ... )

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] anonymous May 1 2011, 06:13:56 UTC
Arthur didn’t write to Eames.

He did, however, book a Portkey to France.

He pounded on Eames’ door for five minutes before the man bothered to answer. When he did, his hair was a mess, he was shirtless, and he looked like he hadn’t slept in a week.

He was the best thing Arthur had ever seen.

“Um,” Arthur said, for lack of anything better that came to mind. “Yusuf said I should apologize. For being a little twat.”

Eames looked uncomfortable. “Yeah, well, it’s my fault. Sorry for pulling your metaphorical pigtails too hard, Arthur. Good day.”

He tried to close the door, but Arthur stuck his arm in. “Yusuf said I should write to you,” Arthur elaborated. “I didn’t have to come all this way ( ... )

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] iri_descent May 1 2011, 08:47:30 UTC
I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR THISSSSS. Thank you very much for writing this, kind anon! Aghghask! Oblivious Arthur is so endearing in his grumpiness and hopeless inability to convey his feelings.

Eames looked confused. “Are you saying you want to kill me?”

“I’m saying I want to lick your tattoos,” Arthur said. “Oh, and your cock.”

EXPIRES FROM LAUGHTER AND JOY.

Reply

De-anoning because I'm lazy bozothemoose May 1 2011, 21:27:45 UTC
I have a not-so-secret thing for stupid boys who are incapable of expressing their feelings like normal people. I can't help it. XD

Reply

OP anonymous May 1 2011, 12:43:27 UTC
OMG, that was the cutest thing ever! Thank you so much!
Also, I loved ghost Mal. Such a perfect detail!

Reply

Re: OP bozothemoose May 1 2011, 21:28:57 UTC
Yay! Thanks for the great prompt. I have an enormous girlboner for AUs.

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] wldnst May 1 2011, 13:47:21 UTC
This was such fun. Lovely AU, and a great start to this fandom!

Also, the classes you had everyone teaching were perfect.

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] lonetread May 1 2011, 15:55:19 UTC
My thoughts exactly. XD

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] bozothemoose May 1 2011, 21:30:03 UTC
Thanks! It's a lovely welcome.

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] anonymous May 1 2011, 20:42:48 UTC
There should be more!!!

Reply

Re: Professionalism [5/5] bozothemoose May 1 2011, 21:31:00 UTC
Ugh, knowing my track record, there may very well be. But this is the first AU I've written where I don't immediately start in on a second part so we shall see.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up