Prompt Post No. 18

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Ariadne/Arthur

[anonymous]

Five times a different team member (or other character)babysat Arthur and Ariadne's children. Choose from the following: Cobb, Yusuf, Eames, Saito, Miles,and Philipa (obviously some years in the future, when she's a teen).

Bonus if:
-Arthur and Ariadne have at least three kids
-All their kids have "A" names
-They have a pet (either a cat, a bird, or a hedgehog. Especially if the bird starts quoting Eames. "Stick-in-the-mud! Stick-in-the-mud!" That would be hilarious.)
-One of their kids quotes Eames (obviously it's something lewd or anti-Arthur), and Arthur gets pissed.

Have fun! A fill for this would make my month (or maybe even year, who knows?).

FILL - Eames 1/5

[ereshai]

Here you go. This is my first ever fanfic. Also, it's been a while since I've done any writing, so it all came out as dialogue. Sorry if it's too OOC.
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“He is never watching the kids again. I don’t care if there isn’t another babysitter available in the entire city, the entire country. I don’t care if it means we lose a job, if we never work again, if we were about to die . It’s not going to happen

FILL - Saito 2/5

[ereshai]

“We are not taking Saito up on his offer to watch the kids again.”
“Technically, he didn’t watch them this time, Ariadne.”
“Exactly. Three nannies, three maids, three bodyguards. Elmo, the real puppet, with the actual puppeteer. Alexander is in a cloth diaper. The outer layer is silk, silk, Arthur. Anthony and Anna came home with full wardrobes. I think everything is dry-clean only. And Anna said something about a pony

FILL - Yusuf 3/5

[ereshai]

“I don’t think Yusuf will want to stay with the kids again. At least, not by himself.”
“He shouldn’t have let his guard down.”
“Arthur, it was only two hours.”
“More than enough time for something to happen. He knows that.”
“I’m sure he didn’t realize that Anthony and Anna were really tying him up. They are only four years old.”
“Ariadne, these are our children. Of course they were really tying him up. At least Alexander was with us. Who knows what might have happened.”
“All they did was eat all the cookies and watch cartoons.”
“And what if someone had broken in and kidnapped the kids? What could Yusuf have done?”
“What would he have done if he wasn’t tied up? We’re talking about Yusuf.”
“You’re right. We should look into bodyguards.”
“We have a security system, Arthur. A very good one. We live in a gated community. Now you want bodyguards?”
“Better safe than sorry, Ariadne.”
“If it will make you feel better. But I think you should apologize to Yusuf.”
“He should apologize to me - us.”
“You shouldn’t have hit him, Arthur.”

FILL - Cobb 4/5

[ereshai]

“I’m not sure I want Cobb to watch the kids again, Arthur.”
“Why not? He didn’t get tied up, like Yusuf.”
“No, no, he didn’t.”
“He didn’t relegate them to the care of his staff and buy them their own toy store.”
“No, he didn’t do that, either.”
“And he didn’t teach our children any…interesting new words, feed them cake for supper and let them stay up until dawn.”
“No, he certainly didn’t do that.”
“So?”
“So, what?”
“Ariadne…”
“Arthur, he ate a whole bag of chips and what was left of the cookies, drank the entire pitcher of iced tea, and he spent three hours on the phone talking to his kids because he left his cell at home. I think he invited his new girlfriend over, too. I can smell her horrendous perfume. He’s worse than any stereotypical teenage babysitter.”
“Well, he doesn’t charge as much.”

FILL - Philippa 5/5

[ereshai]

“That went well.”
“I suppose.”
“You know it did, Arthur.”
“She’s a little young, don’t you think?”
“She’s old enough to babysit.”
“I’m still not sure, Ariadne. What if…”
“Security system. Gated community. Bodyguards.”
“But what about…”
“What new word did Alexander share with us tonight?”
“Hugs.”
“And didn’t Anthony agree that we could actually call him Anthony instead of Tony?”
“Yes, dear.”
“And I do believe Anna never once mentioned marrying Eames.”
“Thank God for that.”
“Did Philippa get tied up?”
“No.”
“She obviously didn’t buy them anything. And they were ready for bed when we got home.”
“Yes, they were.”
“The house was clean, including the kitchen and the playroom. She didn’t eat us out of house and home, didn’t spend hours on the phone, didn’t invite anyone over. It went very well, Arthur.”
“Fine, it went well. Maybe she’s even worth the small fortune we paid her.”
“Arthur, a date night where we can both relax is worth three times what we paid her

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[theeverdream]

Lots of giggles :D:D

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[ereshai]

Thanks for reading :)

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[eustacia_vye28]

::snicker::

As the parent of a toddler? Spot on. :D

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[ereshai]

Thanks for reading.

(Love your fics, BTW :)

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[eustacia_vye28]

Thanks so much!

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[lithiumlaughter]

As much as I adore Eames, and the image of Yusuf being tied up by kids, I think you absolutely KILLED me with Saito.

SONY. My GOD yes. He would too.

Also, over-protective!Arthur makes me happy. Every. Single. Time.

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[ereshai]

I'm glad you liked it :)

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[frust_sheep]

*LOL* :D So so much LOVE for this. Thanks so much for writing it. <3

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[ereshai]

Thanks for reading it. I'm glad you liked it. I had fun writing it.

Re: FILL - Philippa 5/5

[sandie_eggo]

Nicely done with the all dialog fic. I've always wanted to try writing one.

I love the mischievous nature of A/A's kids, especially in the Yusuf chapter. Too cute...and devious :)