Prompt Post No. 5

[inception_anon]

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Arthur/Eames

[rocks_not_dead]

Eames is kidnapped and kept in a constant state of arousal. When Arthur rescues him, the first thing he has to do is get Eames off. Bonus points if they are not and have not been in any kind of previous sexual relationship.

Re: Arthur/Eames

[rocks_not_dead]

This is the best idea I've heard all week.

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[fakebody]

THIS THIS THIS

Re: Arthur/Eames

[rocks_not_dead]

oh my god yes yes yes this x 23752083

Fill: How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman (1/2)

[onthecount]

How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman
Or How Eames Stopped Caring About Honor (And Possibly Dignity, Too)By the third day, the Serbians or the French Canadians or whoever the fuck they are have realized that Eames has the sexual stamina of a seventeen year old, and getting him off constantly is not so much torture as it’s just very impolite of them. He’s been blindfolded since Nash sold him out, the dirty cheat, and his dick has been rubbed raw by the slick, constant friction of lubed, gloved hands. Expert, in his opinion, but he’s only pleased for the first three hours. After that, he’s too sensitive to enjoy it, and each time a new hand replaces the other on his abused genitals, he bites back all the undignified noises and tries to understand what, exactly, they want to know

Fill: How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman (2/2)

[onthecount]

After what is probably a week but feels more like a millennia, eyes still covered and everything over-sensitized and jittery, he’s come once. They graduate to actually fucking him, rough and mechanical, and they only fuck his mouth until he vomits bile onto an intruding dick. They kick him for that, in the soft of his stomach.

He’s worked with the Cobbs three times before, and twice with their newly favored point man. He and Arthur had clashed rather magnificently, much to Mrs. Cobb’s amusement, and Mr. Cobb had been embarrassingly absorbed in his wife. They had been pleasant and professional, and Eames wishes he’d had the foresight to scrounge a little more dirt on them. He’ll know better, next time.

Eames thinks, this had better fucking be a bad dream. He doesn’t know how much more he can take.

They hook him up to an honest-to-god fucking machine next-and who even has one of those outside of the pornography business?-and that’s how Arthur and Mal find him

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[bronson]

D:

I.

TORTURE BY SEX.

I CANNOT.

TRAUMATIZED FOREVER.

Re: Fill: How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman (2/2)

[onthecount]

I HAVE NO SHAME! :D

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[rocks_not_dead]

OMG. This was awesome. And kinda hot and I loved that Mal was there and was actually nice. :D Thank you.

Re: Fill: How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman (2/2)

[jehane_writes]

This...was amazing. And actually kind of hilarious. And hot, in an entirely perverted (and perverse) way! Loved.

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[rocks_not_dead]

HOLY SHIT. NNNG. THAT WAS AMAZING AND... SO HOT. >.>

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[mmfail]

They’re also definitely French Canadians, and hell if he has any idea what they’re saying.
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Eames thinks that this is possibly the worst sex he’s ever had.
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He swears never to date a French Canadian,
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(he’s managed to calculate thrust-per-minute).
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Eames suspects that there is a naked French Canadian somewhere, but says nothing.
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So much love.
SO.
MUCH.
LOVE.

Re: Fill: How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman (2/2)

[timelineshuffle]

Eames thinks that this is possibly the worst sex he’s ever had. hahahasdflg. Oh, Eames. ♥

I love this!

Re: Fill: How To Manufacture A Gossip From A Gentleman (2/2)

[theeverdream]

!

<3!

Lots!

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[bironic]

Holy goodness yes! Hot and clever and wonderful.

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[tailoredshirt]

They ignore him overnight, left on a wooden table, blind. Eames thinks that this is possibly the worst sex he’s ever had.

I LOL'd IRL. This was so good. All of those hilarious little snippets were so perfect, and then Arthur with the blowjob was just nnngh. Loved this.