Who knew?

[incessant]

Jesus Christ!
71% spiritual, 76% kind, 73% intelligent
Congratulations. You're loving, smart, and zen! Your historical
namesake is the Divine embodiment that preached the law of love and
died for the salvation of mankind. (6 B.C. - 27 A.D.)

Comments

[ohshititsher]

that's just... i dunno.

[jizzyjebus]

huh I got jesus too, are there other answers?
Mine was
80% Spiritual
90% Kindness
and
61% Intellingence

So I kind and stupid, take advantage of me.

[alizarinorchid]

I got Jesus too! i think it's rigged

[dk_justin]

I got Cleopatra but my scores were all inaccurate!

[lamuella]

congratulations! You get to jump Mary Magdalene's bones! Alledgedly.

[heathen_king]

allegedly my ass! she had a taste for dark men, if you know what i'm sayin'

[incessant]

hahah...what ARE you sayin'?

[heathen_king]

i can't believe i was hitler. what a load of shit. i chose classic rock over the screaming of other humans in pain...how could i get hitler?