I need your phone number

[incinerator]

I've unfortunately learned that there is no god today: my cell phone's SIM card went dead. The good news is twofold for yourself: first, you still have the opportunity to back up your numbers and should do so tonight; second, you have the opportunity of excising me from your life if you so choose because, if you so decide to not give me your number

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[constructingme]

Dude, but my number is at the bottom of every single email I send out. And what about all the peeps who don't check livejournal regularly? It is a matter of luck that brought me to LJ today.

No, no god, but there definitely is karma. And in certain occasions, Murphy's Law, but I've found karma to be a lot more consistent. I wish I had smiting abilities, especially after I was hit in the head while walking home two weeks ago(seriously, this teenager walked up behind me and smacked me upside the head hard enough to knock my hat off and then ran away laughing. Oh, the smiting I would have given him...). But if I had smiting abilities, I'd imagine other people would, and I'd be nervous about that.

I will call you

[nebuula]

and not tell you who it is because i'm evil and I enjoy power.

I've been listening to your mixtape. it's good, and it's been a long time coming.

and I realized while I was listening that I miss you.

whether that proves the existence of god or not is unclear to me, but sam, I'm impressed, I thought there wasn't even a question... can it be that our hero was abandoning his avowed atheism for a moment?