hey so i left my car unlocked last night because i'm bad
this is what happened:

-my sunglasses were BROKEN
-my car stereo was stolen but really only half stolen? they like ripped half of it out? so what they have is useless and what i have is also useless!
+they were nice enough to take the queen cd out of the player before they left though

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"He's always wanted to be king of the hill
He'll have to settle for..."

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hey we are getting a cat tomorrow and that is something exciting

also i started drawing rocky dennis in class today but then got embarassed because it was so ridiculous and probably just looked like i was serious about being a shitty drawer

today this man with spikey blonde hair and dark glasses came into savers wearing a red muscle shirt with a hole cut in it at the chest to show off his batman tatoo and he had EXTREMELY pointy nipples that like shot out 15 feet from his shirt. i couldnttt stop looking at him because he was so fucking whaat ( Read more... )

every time i go to a place always and talk to anyone, or whenever people talk to me who i dont know, i am told things like "wow, that's beautiful" and then asked "where are you from ( Read more... )

hey so when i was ten i starred in this movie called:
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

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i turned on my stereo [that i have not listened to for like 30 years]because i thought something good was in it and i heard the first couple notes of the first song and thought "yesss" because it sounded so good. then i went to number two and discovered that it was young aaron carter! what a good surprise!

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hey, i forgot how to write a paper.