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Mar 06, 2009 09:21

For those who shop at thrift stores, you know the certain train-wreck aspects of buying other people's old clothes. After a session in the Value Village dressing room, I have to go home immediately and shower because I smell like the bodies of 30 strange women without the fun of a lesbian gang bang ( Read more... )

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inclementine March 6 2009, 18:22:24 UTC
On Facebook I asked for Vegas suggestions, and one person said "elope with an elvis impersonator!! i'm so doing that IF i ever get married again!!"

The first four times I read it I was sure she was telling me to marry an Elvis impersonator and I was so confused.

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inukosama March 6 2009, 18:12:26 UTC
The dance made me lol.

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inclementine March 6 2009, 18:22:59 UTC
That's Joss Whedon in a clever disguise.

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schmaudrey March 6 2009, 18:55:32 UTC
I bought a dress from Goodwill once that had a period stain on it. I wore it anyway.

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inclementine March 6 2009, 22:19:50 UTC
I will overlook all sorts of disgusting used clothing imperfections if something makes me look less chunky or makes my rack look nice.

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schmaudrey March 6 2009, 22:25:20 UTC
Shit girl I hear that. This was a green dress from Express. I looked cute. That small brown streak on the back that looked like blood was probably actually the artist's design, anyway.

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lizsybarite March 6 2009, 20:06:42 UTC
I smell like the bodies of 30 strange women without the fun of a lesbian gang bang.

I just splorted selzer everywhere. Thx.

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inclementine March 6 2009, 22:17:31 UTC
It's true!

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christina_bunny March 13 2009, 13:23:59 UTC
Ahhhh...good ol' Value Village. Still stop by the one in Richfield occassionally when I visit Jill. Hilarious!

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