Being a successful shoplifter requires the development of an outlaw mentality.When you enter a shop you should already have cased the joint so don't browse around examining all sorts of items, staring over your shoulder and generally appearing like you're about to snatch something and are afraid of getting caught. Enter having a good idea of what ( Read more... )

( the way we were )

( it look's like blood but it's candyfloss )

Last weekend i did SHROOMS for the very first time ( Read more... )

How long do lip peircings take to heal?

When they come for you just say you don't care

Today i went to Manchester for something other than Liverpool to do. Manchester has rapidly deteriorated since the last time i was there. The north is buggery. Southerners i ENVY you. American's i envy you even more. Especially those situated around either LA/New York. German's EVEN more ( Read more... )

Monday i took my dog the vets cause the rest of my family are lazy arseholes. I found out he has cancer (lymphoma. http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_canine_lymphoma.html if you want to know more.) of the throat, which we all subconsciously suspected, but ( Read more... )

i need a job. anyone wanna hire me? i'll throw in free sexual favours/stds/good karma.
the most exciting thing thats happened to me all day was peeing in a glass then throwing it down the sink. i did that so i'd have done something unaverage today.

( WIRES CRUSHES )

I'm contemplating shaving my eyebrows & drawing them in.