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[incognitoxx]

Stand up last night went well. It didn't go as amazingly as I had hoped, but I did get some big laughs which was what I wanted. It helped me weed out what got laughs and what didn't. It's good practice. I shall not be discouraged! However, due the the lateness of me telling folks about it....I did have to shell out a pretty penny to play. Note to

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[longleggedgit]

I don't think AIDS is funny. :(

[katsteardrop]

"But I am afraid to weight lift on account that muscle weighs more than fat."

jenny. you've got to be kidding me. the more muscle you have, the faster and more efficiently your body burns fat when you're doing aerobic exercise, and weight training both tones your body and burns fat. while you're losing weight, you gotta tone up or you'll be flabby mcflabsalot. muscle weighs a negligable amount more than fat. if you are eating less and working out, you'll lose weight, and weight training will do nothing but help you.

and boys like muscle. trust me. wink!

[incognitoxx]

baby, i love you. I'm going to take work off so i can come see you in NY for your birthday. I'll watch you get shitty cause I don't drink no more.

When you see me...look out! I'll fuck anything that moves!!!!!

[katsteardrop]

don't come into town on my birthday! i'll be in atlanta! are you going to lily's wedding? because i was planning to get tanked with the both of yus then. let's take over murderapolis, yes?

[katsteardrop]

p.s. congratulations on your comedic success! you know you're my funniest friend.