I don't want to leave. Please, don't make me go. What is there for me there? Here, there is pleasure, happiness, a feeling of worth. There, it is sadness, anxiety, and contempt. Don't make me go back. Please. Let me be here forever. Let me be in this moment until I can't stand it.

Life is so much better here ( Read more... )

 London

please enjoy these ULTIMATE WARRIOR quotes:

The Ultimate Warrior fact sheet.

The ultimate warrior on his bull-Zues ( he owns a bull named Zues which he feeds tuna, whey protein, and expried steroids)

Babe the pig thought he was a dog; that was nothing. My bull thinks he’s a God. I believe Him. My concern is that Muslims or New Age Africans come around ( Read more... )

I had an electoral blast ( Read more... )

I've been doing a lot of other things in my life:

NorEaster Film Festival
Boston News Net.
halloween parties galore
staying up late
lots of stand up
writing.

i  feel like I am really moving into something. Working really hard. I wrote a BITCHIN cover letter. now if only I can get my resume to match. I love doing comedy.

Anyway, on TUESDAY is BNN's BIG OL ( Read more... )

I want chocolate. And possibly a penis. But mostly chocolate.

On Nov 13th, I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Russell Brand.

Getting the wool pulled over your eyes a year later sucks.
It really shouldn't considering the time difference but it makes me feel all the more foolish.
Now, I can use both hands when I count.
6.

Anyway, away from that depressing shit............I might have a new top 10 favorite movie:

Our Lady of the Turks

Carmelo Bene

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Um---I just came up with a sweet ass joke. I'm excited about this.

Did a set at my friend's house and MC'ed a burlesque show. now I want to do burlesque. SWEEET.