The world is a beautiful place.

I'm putting finishing touches on my box in a box for you.

P: Jessica has ice cream in her freezer.
P: Madonna has ice cream in her freezer.
C: Jessica is Madonna.

XD

PK, from Only the Strong the Philosophy instructor, was talking about what Thomas Aquinas' view on sexuality was / might be:
"There's only one way to have sex. If you're a man, and you're not ejaculating into a woman's vagina, then you're going ( Read more... )

WHO WILL DO YOUR TAXES WHEN ACCOUNTANTS GO EXTINCT?

Josh is a mediocre lover. Also, he wears frilly pink thongs.

Since the tentacle rape links will be all over the place from now on, I just thought that other people should know.

My grandpa gave me his typewriter! ♥

I have some voice ringers! Steve Holt shouting, "BEATRICE!", Tobias shrieking, "THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!", and David Hewlett exclaiming, "Oh, wicked, this is all porn!"

I talked to Patrick-hentai for the first time today. Yays!

And the coworker text-messaged me today. Was happified.

And! What ( Read more... )

me: what's the word for "washing machine"?
El Josh-o: ? In japanese? How the hell should I know?
me: whaaa?
me: bah. you should have learned japanese at UHM. they teach stupid stuff like that XD
me: suddenly I remembered soujiki but it's for the wrong damned machine
El Josh-o: Psh. I know "Sentaku o shite kureeeeee~" and that's enough
me: *WEEPS*
El ( Read more... )

OMG! OMG OMG OMG!

OMG!

ETA on 9/23:
I wish I knew what this entry was about.

It went well. Of course, my sister's immediate reaction was, "OMG I knew it! That explains so much!"

music: Louis - Les Poissons

Escribo en Español por mi amigo porque drive him nuts desu yo.

Take these roofies and love us again!

My mother is a travel agent, so she speaks with a lot of customers who travel between Hawaii and the mainland. Some have told her that she sounds like she's from Hawaii.

I don't get it. I listen to the way she talks, and I listen to the way people on tv and in movies talk, and I can't hear how they're different.

I need to record my voice later. ( Read more... )