and after all of that suspense...
more space wasting nonsense!!
I CAN USE LINKTHINIGIES!!!! AHAHAHAHA
i am too lazy to acctually bold everything i do..so i will just make snippy comments.
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions. (and still do)
02. I don't watch much TV these days. (i also happen to have grown horns)
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms. (like i love hippy cheese)
04. I love sleeping. (with braden..that could be taken in the wrong way..which would be the right way as well..)
05. I have loads of books. (way loads, way cool)
06. I once slept in a toilet. (i accedentally fell asleep with my foot in one, but not fully in..and yes, me and my sink and tub have bonded nicly over a nice cup of nap)
07. I love playing video games. (with lindsey, i always win. this does not apply to any other human however.)
08. I ADORE marijuana. (in part, there is really nothing physical to adore about it)
09. I watch porn movies. (oh yes, all the time, i have even taped several with my pet alligator..oh baby, hot swamp sex..)
10. I watch them with my father. (oh no, what will i do, my big secret is out)
11. I like sharks. (with toffee..and jaws is very hysterical)
12. I love spiders. (killed. preferably quickly)
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair. (damnit, another one of my secrets let out..now i will go and powder my wig)
14. I like George Bush. (like i like a good yeast infection, non existant and subdued)
15. People are cool. (like cucumbers)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (yes, or you might say..my mentally has changed me!! ahaha..no idea what i am talking about)
17. I have a jacuzzi and a Porsche. (in all of my dreams..filled with hot women and yachts)
18. I have a lot to learn. (about many things. unfortunatly, i cannot procrastinate all of it)
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself. (it comes with the Porsche and jacuzzi and woman
20. I'm really really smart. (except when i am not)
21. I've never broken someone's bones. (on purpose. soccer is a purpose)
22. I have a secret. (haa haaa, i ahev a seeecreeet..eww..it sounds liek secreet what i say it like that
23. I hate snow. (in my coffee)
24. I drink only milk. (straight from the cow)
25. Punk rock rules. (my ...er...jules)
26. I hate Bill Gates! (he just supplies my daily life..the bastard)
27. I love Chinese food. (except when i make it)
28. I would hate to be famous. (becaue hopefully then i would not be regarded as infamous)
29. I am not a morning person. (in the morning)
31. I don't need glasses. (my eyes just think they do)
32. I have potential. (i just don't know it yet)
33. I only have one race. (yes, i am a breed unto myself)
34. My legs are two different sizes. (no but they are two different shades..grr)
35. I have a twin. (somewhere in an alternate universe..this world is nto big enough for the both of us..though braden wouldn't mind..would you braden..)
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. (oh all the time this one time i had a thing you knwo one of those that you get at that store and ahaha i just lost my pen)
38. I'm left-handed. (whenever i am not using my right hand)
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them. (i just wanted to be one of the guys..honest i did)
40. I don't like horror movies. (er..not. i love them..they just frighten the hell otu of me..in a very very funny way)
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway. (yayy, i am also afraid of heights)
42. People hate me usually. (because i am so good..oh yeah)
more later