rpf: baby i'm a renegade (dan gheelsing/janelle pierzina)

[perfectlystill]

Title: Baby I'm a Renegade
Pairing/Characters: Dan Gheesling/Janelle Pierzina
Summary: She looks at the board, moves her knight. “Checkmate.” Big Brother 14 AU.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 10,500
Disclaimer: This is all lies. I also do not own anything. But mostly the lies part.
Author's Note: I don't want to talk about it.

Comments

[spillingbliss]

YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EXIST & I HATE YOU.

that being said i enjoyed this a lot. a lot a lot.

[perfectlystill]

THIS IS THE HIGHEST OF COMPLIMENTS. <333

[welurklate]

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REAL SEASON, OH GOD, CAN WE REMEMBER IT LIKE THIS?

I had forgotten about Dan's playing with her ponytail thing until you brought it up here and MY DID YOU OPEN A DOOR FOR ME. OH AND I LOVE THE DANIELLE PARTS OF THIS! Forever upset we never got Janelle drunkenly popping off at her it would have been everything.

Dan scoops up a spoonful of cereal, sitting where Danielle was on the couch. “She thinks I like you more than I like her.”

Janelle laughs, the sound vibrating around the room, her eyes crinkling. “You do though.”

“I know.”

BYEEEEEE

[perfectlystill]

I WOULD LIKE TO TBH. WHAT IS REALITY AND WHO NEEDS IT?

Ugh I am so sad she never got drunk and yelled at people. I am mourning for what could have been.

But thank you!!!

[perfectlystill]

thank you!!! i love you too.

and i am glad you liked the danielle shade because i couldn't help it also i felt i kind of went overboard but i am glad you enjoyed it.

I LOVE YOU MORE.

[aragons]

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH LITERALLY NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE OR HOW BIG BROTHER WORKS IN THE US

AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

[perfectlystill]

THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST /things we know

[ambiguousreason]

SHOULD'VE BEEN AT LEAST AN R RATING I WANT MY MONEY BACK

jk I loved it and you and them and everything this is so gross [rolls around]

[perfectlystill]

YOU KNOW DAN WOULD NEVER SACRIFICE HIS GAME FOR A SHOWMANCE!!!!! YOU'VE SEEN HIS REALLY ANNOYING TWEETS ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!

i love you and i love them and i love you loving them <33333

[ambiguousreason]

LOL HIS SHOWMANCE TWEETS. I always want to be like "LOOK, AS GLAD I AM TO KNOW THAT DANIELLE AND SHANE GROSSED YOU OUT AS MUCH AS THE REST OF US, JUST ADMIT YOU WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH JANELLE. IT'S OKAY YOU ALREADY SAID YOU WANTED TO WORK WITH HER. WORK WITH HER. COUGH."