one of the best pick up lines I have ever gotten from a girl.

[inconsistencies]

If I had a 10 inch cock and a fat bank account I would so be taking you home tonight.

At least she was hot. It would have been worse if it was some busted girl.

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[kos23]

that one never works when i try to use it.

[acidexia]

I've been meaning to ask you how that piercing above you lip felt. I heard that it took a while to heal up there, and I've been thinking about getting one cause it would look pretty rad with my cheek piercings.

-Haywire (capable of having real conversations about shit other than clubs and piercings)