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[incriminating]

Alright, folks. I've got a riddle for you!

[Here he laughs, but it comes out as a nervous titter. Clearing his throat, he continues.]

What's green and white with "z"s all over?

[An awkwardly prolonged pause and then the camera is redirected away from Adachi's face to an unnerving scene. Lain out on a stone slab with ceremonial care is Link, his

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[digtastic]

[ Okay, not that Rock is trying to undermine the situation, but... hasn't he heard this kind of thing in a fairy tale before--

... Oh.

Fairy Tale. Fairy. Fae. ]

It's just a kiss though, isn't it..?

[video]

[incriminating]

[He sighs.]

He's a man. I'm not interested in kissing a man.

[video]

[digtastic]

Well...

... He's just asleep, right? He's not in any immediate danger, is he?