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[inculcatedmores]

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

Comments

[beverlyl]

I don't know why, but I think that is so funny. I've seen it somewhere before, but I don't think it could get old. I really couldn't care less about Chuck Norris, but I love all those little punchlines. "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

Hahahahaha.

[beverlyl]

Oh, and the Oregon Trail one is funny just because. . .Oregon Trail?? Hahha.

[7daze_of_chaos]

Did you not also hear, that according to lore, when Chuck Norris was born, he was born feet first to round-house kick the doctor in the face, because no one gives birth to Chuck Norris, except Chuck Norris.

Also. Ultimate Showdown, Ulitmate Destiny

Watch the whole thing....<3

[karmacreamsoda]

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!

[inculcatedmores]

hurry up and come to atlanta so i can get us a good deal on some hawks and thrashers tickets.

[7daze_of_chaos]

Damn yes my child, I will indeed hurry, college would be so cool if it wasn't for the whole, going to class shit.

A.S.A.P. Like T.I, can you buy that?

[iamthejanitor]

i didn't read that...i mean i scanned it. but what's with everyone posting this? is this like the john titor thing?

[mecassie]

hey, that reminds me: didn't john titor say that the olympic games 2006 didn't happen? in like 2 weeks we'll know if he was right (they are supposed to start feb. 2 i think). unless there's some huge nuclear bomb at the olympics, it looks like it's going to happen, unless of course the fact that he told people has changed the course of history, but that's another story i guess.

[karmacreamsoda]

dane has a rat tail named chuck norris.

ah, funny story really... my little brother is always talkin shit about chuck.

[7daze_of_chaos]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because the word hunting implies the chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.