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text; fastburning October 29 2011, 05:11:29 UTC

so me jess and gwen are going to france
don't freak out.

text; incywincyhero October 29 2011, 20:57:23 UTC

WHAT

[A few moments later.]

NO

text; 1/3 fastburning October 29 2011, 21:09:24 UTC

bobby's coming too

text; fastburning October 29 2011, 21:09:50 UTC

too late

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REGARDLESS OF WHETHER WERE ON HIATUS text arakhnes November 23 2011, 06:55:15 UTC

your hawkeye won't leave me alone

textback; incywincyhero December 8 2011, 03:51:13 UTC

If he were mine he'd be housetrained.

arakhnes December 8 2011, 03:51:57 UTC

he's not mine
mine's not a weenie

incywincyhero December 8 2011, 05:21:49 UTC

Don't let him hear you say that, you'll hurt his feelings.

So what is he weening exactly?

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[Ring, ring, ring, blue phone...] pluckyreporter January 1 2012, 22:20:13 UTC

[Has she mentioned she hates her life? She does. Please pick up.]

incywincyhero January 1 2012, 22:38:05 UTC

[In a serviceable customer rep patter, completely oblivious to what's about to occur:] You've reached the Spider-Man help desk, how may I help you?

pluckyreporter January 1 2012, 22:43:23 UTC

Oh, good. I haven't been transferred overseas. That would make the stupid thing I am about to do even more awkward and stupid.

It's Roxanne; I need a hand. Maybe. Probably. Almost certainly. Or more likely, I may need some one to pull me out of a sticky situation in the near future.

incywincyhero January 1 2012, 23:00:36 UTC

I have occasionally considered outsourcing my helpline, but my public relations manager suggested it'd be better to leverage my all-American image.

[But after hearing her continue, he's abruptly more businesslike. Well, for him.]

Sticky is my speciality. What's going on?

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