WELL....the yankees suck. But no matter. I will soon be where they do not exist--and therefore cannot suck--where the closest comparison is named after an irritating singing bug, and football isn't a stupid sport celebrated annually with chips, car ads, and wardrobe malfunctions.

I might just miss it. Might.

It's sunday night and i'm wrapping up ( Read more... )

zach was playing the guitar in the living room and i settled down on ( Read more... )

just got back from riding bikes around campus with the girl with no pants (magggieigieie) and tom. tom's bike kicked my ass. literally.
making vegan pancakes now at 1 am. college is fun.

PS what the hell are crumpets anyway?

I was severely messed up and knew i couldn't stay standing ( Read more... )

I suck at life. I've somehow neglected to return some very important equiptment to a friend and feel absolutely HORRIBLE about it. I don't know what it is about me. I have my reasons, but they're never that good. Or never nearly good enough when i hear them said aloud. I'd just like to take this time to apologize to mike, who will probably never ( Read more... )

Chilling on the front porch with zach and tom amongst jesus candles and empty parliament boxes. stealing internet. There's probably something i'm suppose to be doing right now. But this'll do just fine ( Read more... )

well that was pretty cool. 
think lord farquaad without the muffin man.
But with a mouse and a song about the manatee.

CONGRATULATIONS, LIZZZ!!! :)

I now possess an inflated globe and have consequently earned a masters in government from Harvard. OR I found it after the festivities lodged in an intriguingly ugly piece of college sculpture in the ( Read more... )

"Life contains these things: leakage and wickage and discharge, pus and snot and slime and gleet. We are biology. We are reminded of this at the beginning and the end, at birth and at death. In between we do what we can to forget." --Mary Roach, Stiff

I reccommend that everyone read Stiff by Mary Roach especially if one has a taste for human ( Read more... )

...For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

HELLO. I'm in New Brunswick. Mmmm. Pavement.

I heart 17 hartwell! and all the people in it! I'm currently at Alexander library on a major book binge and taking a break to attack* the internet. 75% of my files including all of the important ones are at/on their way to Syracuse U. ( Read more... )

Quack.